The Baltimore Chop

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure screening in Harbor East tonight.

Ohhhhh. I get it.

That woman actually didn’t have a a bunch of dates scheduled, so she says. But she’s ‘in a weird place with her ex.’

So when she said she moved from a house in federal hill to an apartment in fell’s point what she really meant was she almost certainly moved FROM A HOUSE SHE SHARED WITH HER EX to an apartment.

But that’s not the kind of detail you mention in a first date because it’s the kind that guarantees no second date.

Ladies, if you’re in a ‘weird place with your ex’ just skip the bullshit ‘getting back out there’ practice dates. Take it from the Chop. No good can come of it.

This woman’s talking about ‘I have tentative dinner plans maybe we can hang out after’ as if I don’t know that means a date.

Go on as many dates as you want, it’s fine. But don’t tell me you want to get together immediately after a date, that’s poor form.

filthcity:

"Looks Much Better Now!"

Street Artist, Escif from Spain finished his mural for Open Walls Baltimore: 2, today on the north wall of 4 E. North Ave. the wall is visible from 20th Street in between Saint Paul St. & N. Charles St.

Exhibit B in my case that Baltimore murals are declining in quality. This is just a smiley face, which was already done to death by 1980. This building doesn’t “look much better now.” It looks markedly worse. It may have been a mid-century eyesore before but now it’s a BRIGHT mid century eyesore.

Sherwood Gardens #baltimore

Sherwood Gardens #baltimore

Pennant Fever #masnorioles

Pennant Fever #masnorioles

Some gentle advice from the City of Baltimore.

Some gentle advice from the City of Baltimore.

hman:


"When residents in what was determined to be the nation’s funniest city — Chicago — were surveyed about their favorite joke, they couldn’t think of a single one."

Humor Research Lab
(via NYT)

The joke is in their hand.

hman:

"When residents in what was determined to be the nation’s funniest city — Chicago — were surveyed about their favorite joke, they couldn’t think of a single one."

Humor Research Lab

(via NYT)

The joke is in their hand.

I’m really morbidly curious how many people are going to run themselves into exhaustion/hospitalization in the Boston Marathon tomorrow because their sentiment is stronger than their legs and lungs.

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

I feel the same way about people who won’t call their legal heterosexual wedding a wedding

Totally. 

We’ll I was gonna invite you both to my Blessed Nuptials but now never mind.